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19 febbraio

Valley of Mist

A world without mirrors, I can't see myself clearly. I don't know myself. The reflections of myself I see in people's eyes are blurred, the reflection of me I see from my eyes are biased. People might prevent me from getting hurt by avoiding the revelation of my true self, or by avoiding misunderstanding, misintepretation by hiding, or changing the reflected image of myself.
 
I don't know how good or how bad am I. I rather underrate than overrate myself. In the end, I put myself as low as possible, as ugly as possible. But sometimes, I might not notice my errors, because I can't see my own reflection.
 
Please refrain from hiding my image. Please help me improve myself.
 
Please let me know my true identity.
 
15 febbraio

Zone Lance Recommended Anime List

Unsorted list:
 
1. GUNDAM SEED/Destiny Series (excluding Stargazer)
Storyline 4/5
A war between normal (Naturals) and genetically enhanced (Coordinators) humans. A well mixed of action, adventure and romance. Steady and matured plot. Contains abit of repetition because of recaps, which are sometimes annoying. Great open-end ending (especially the special final episode of GUNDAM SEED Destiny).
Graphics 3/5
Not as modern as other recent anime, but overall well drawn.
Music 5/5
Followed nicely to the theme. Nothing more to say but excellent work.
 
2. Midori Days (Midori no Hibi)
Storyline 4/5
A guy woke up with one of his hands replaced with a mini-sized girl whom had a crush on him. Good mix of comedy, action and romance. Although not very satisfying but heart-warming ending.
Graphics 4/5
Nothing to complain about. Well drawn.
Music 3/5
Nothing much to complain about.
 
3. Vandread Series (including 2nd Stage)
Storyline 4/5
A battle originally between the inhabitants of a planet of males and a planet of females, but eventually lead to them facing their real enemy, the survivors of planet Earth. Discover the true meaning of friendship. Excellent mix of action, adventure, comedy and romance. Satisfying open-ended ending.
Graphics 5/5
Well mix of CG and hand-drawn graphics. Very impressive.
Music 3/5
Good opening music that gets you into the mood. Nothing much to complain about the background music.
 
4. Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex Series (including 2nd-GIG, Solid State Society OVA)
Storyline 5/5
A phenomenon in the society known as Stand Alone Complex taking part in a modern technologically advanced society with all aspects networked. Another one of Masamune Shirow's masterpiece. Deep storyline involving politics and real-world issues. Action-packed with abit of comedy (those cute Tachikomas :P). Well open-ended ending.
Graphics 5/5
Cell shaded CG and hand drawn graphics. Excellent.
Music 3/5
Nothing much to complain about. But some might complain the latin techno cum 'holy' opening music.
 
5. Fate/Stay Night
Storyline 5/5
A story about a teenage guy who got himself into the Holy Grail War, fought along with his companions and a Servant who he has a crush on (Saber). Based on the visual novel Fate/Stay Night. Action-packed with a drop of comedy and romance. Heart warming, but not-so-satisfying ending (probably due to myself. Why did she have to go back?! Why??? WHY???????). This one completely spoiled me.
Graphics 4/5
Well drawn and animated. Nothing to complain about.
Music 5/5
Excellent music. Right in the mood.
 
6. Full Metal Panic! Series (including Fumoffu, The Second Raid, TSR OVA)
Storyline 5/5
A story of a secret technologically advanced organization, MITHRIL (not you, ya dummy) and it's operation force, the 'Toy Box' submarine, secretly protecting the world from terrorist attacks and in-charge of protecting one of the Whispered, people who are gifted the knowledge of Black Technology, Kaname Chidori. Wonderful plot and super-RTFLMFAO-funny sequel, Fumoffu. Great endings (although the novels don't end that well... yet). (Tessa is so cute, haha)
Graphics 4/5
Well drawn and animated. Nothing to complain about.
Music 3/5
Nothing much to complain about.
 
7. Mahou Sensei Negima
Storyline 5/5
A prodigy magician from a secret magician academy being stationed in a girl school (all-in-one school) as a English teacher as his magician test. Well mix of action, adventure, comedy and romance. Heart warming open-ended ending. (too bad it doesn't have a sequel)
Graphics 4/5
Well drawn and animated. Nothing to complain about.
Music 5/5
Excellent. Music with 'power'. :)
 
8. Full Metal Alchemist
<I'm lazy to write.. maybe next time>
 
06 febbraio

The World's Worst Hacker (Old)

 This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.

quote:


* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

quote:


* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

quote:


* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall


He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

quote:


<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look


In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

quote:


<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone


Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

quote:


<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too


Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


quote:


<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH


The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

quote:


<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent


Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

quote:


* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.