1. One hand on wheel, one hand on
horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the
window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out
window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on
parang (a type of knife), foot solidly
on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-
fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator,
hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut,
both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot
latte, one knee on wheel, talking on
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on
radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG
JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal
Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on
passengers head rest, alternating
between both feet being on the
accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing rambutans or durian shells
out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ;
KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window
stickers read "Make my day", beer cans
on floor, wedding ribbon still
attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION
SITE....PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another
hand picking nose, One leg on the dash
board, another leg crossed on the seat
with a beer can in the middle ~
turning anywhere he likes, parking
anywhere he likes, in fact, driving
anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is
a heaven for drivers......welcome to
PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the
wheel, eyes glued to the windscreen,
alternately stepping on the
accelerator and brakes every 5
seconds. MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN DRIVERS
ANYWHERE!